I'm not really sure why I never stumbled upon these last year but these ten short videos by Clark Duke and Michael Cera are pretty much genius. I'm especially diggin' their clothing in the opening sequence and the bicker and banter between these two loveable guys. Not to mention I laughed out loud or rather LOLd when Clark was greeted with, "Miss, can I help you." Oh geez, you'll just have to see for yourselves. Go to: www.clarkandmichael.com if you ever have a few minutes to spare.
In other news things may start to be on the up and up for this little lassie. It's now up to myself to start letting myself be happy and to not let things worry or bother me as much. We'll see how that goes. Stay tuned.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
A dash of Scientology a day keeps the doctor away...literally.
I don't know how they found me, but they did. Good old Tom Cruise and the boys of scientology have found me. Maybe I should consider myself blessed for the fact that someone has gone completely out of their way to mail me a lovely pink Oxford Capacity Analysis or rather OCA test. The OCA is 200 questions in length and from the range of questions like: Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing? Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it? Do you have a tendency to tidy up a disorder of somebody else's household? I can only concluded that with answering some of these questions they ask with a "yes" means clearly that you are psycho murderer waiting to happen.
While I don't know much about the religion, I do know that watching their official videos online were creeping me out. Or maybe it was for the fact that watching these videos online was how I spent my time catching up with an old friend from undergrad. Anywho...I've been half tempted to complete my OCA test to find out how crazy these scientologist would claim I am. Perhaps joining their church would really benefit me like their videos say. Instead of getting all A's like one kid in their video, maybe I'd get a nice job and be successful and maybe, just maybe, I'd meet Tom Cruise. However, no need to worry I'm too much of a wuss to go through with the test and I'm also not too keen on the thought of being brainwashed and locked in a room.
In the rare case that people other than the two that I know whom might read this...Has anyone else gotten a scientology letter or am I just extremely special?
While I don't know much about the religion, I do know that watching their official videos online were creeping me out. Or maybe it was for the fact that watching these videos online was how I spent my time catching up with an old friend from undergrad. Anywho...I've been half tempted to complete my OCA test to find out how crazy these scientologist would claim I am. Perhaps joining their church would really benefit me like their videos say. Instead of getting all A's like one kid in their video, maybe I'd get a nice job and be successful and maybe, just maybe, I'd meet Tom Cruise. However, no need to worry I'm too much of a wuss to go through with the test and I'm also not too keen on the thought of being brainwashed and locked in a room.
In the rare case that people other than the two that I know whom might read this...Has anyone else gotten a scientology letter or am I just extremely special?
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Drool Worthy!
Currently I am obsessed with the new Chanel Fall print ads with Claudia Schiffer in that hot black bob! Seriously, some of the most beautiful clothes I've seen in quite some time. I'm just a little upset for the fact that their awesome two toned white and black tights are running close to $400. I honestly think I was born with the intentions of being rich...however, rich I am not. A girl can dream, right? While I cannot find the print ads online for my favorite look I did find the dress online, so here are some photos of the amazingness that is Chanel this season.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
About me.
My brother just sent me this birthday calculator thing, it's kinda cool. Here were my results.
2 March 19**
Your date of conception was on or about 9 June 1984 which was a Saturday.
You were born on a Saturday
under the astrological sign Pisces.
Your Life path number is 1.
Your fortune cookie reads:
Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others.
Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446126.5.
The golden number for 1985 is 10.
The epact number for 1985 is 8.
The year 1985 was not a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/20/1985 and ending 2/8/1986.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Pachons, the first month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 9 AdarI 5745.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 10 AdarI 5745.
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.11.14.2 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 11 tun 14 uinal 2 kin
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Saturday, 9 Jumadiyu'th-Thani 1405 (1405-6-9).
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 7 April 1985.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 14 April 1985.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 20 February 1985.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 26 May 1985.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 2 June 1985.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Monday, 16 September 1985.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Saturday, 6 April 1985.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 19 February 1985.
As of 9/21/2008 1:40:22 AM EDT
You are 23 years old.
You are 282 months old.
You are 1,230 weeks old.
You are 8,604 days old.
You are 206,497 hours old.
You are 12,389,860 minutes old.
You are 743,391,622 seconds old.
Celebrities who share your birthday:
Chris Martin (1977) Daniel Craig (1968) Jon Bon Jovi (1962)
Laraine Newman (1952) Karen Carpenter (1950) Lou Reed (1944)
Mikhail Gorbachev (1931) Jennifer Jones (1919) Desi Arnaz (1917)
Dr. Seuss (1904)
Top songs of 1985
Say You, Say Me by Lionel Richie We Are The World by USA for Africa
Careless Whisper by Wham! Can't Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon
Money for Nothing by Dire Straits Shout by Tears for Fears
Broken Wings by Mr. Mister I Want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner
The Power of Love by Huey Lewis & the News Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.36751467710372 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)
Your lucky day is Thursday.
Your lucky number is 3 & 7.
Your ruling planet(s) is Jupiter & Neptune.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Virgo.
Your opposition number(s) is 5.
Today is not one of your lucky days!
There are 162 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 24 candles.
Those 24 candles produce 24 BTUs,
or 6,048 calories of heat (that's only 6.0480 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.74 US ounces of water with that many candles.
In 1985 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1985 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1985 in the US there were 2,425,000 marriages (10.2%) and 1,187,000 divorces (5%)
In 1985 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.
In 1985 the population of Australia was approximately 15,900,566.
In 1985 there were approximately 247,348 births in Australia.
In 1985 in Australia there were approximately 115,493 marriages and 39,830 divorces.
In 1985 in Australia there were approximately 118,808 deaths.
Your birthstone is Aquamarine
The Mystical properties of Aquamarine
Aquamarine is often used to experience love and mercy. It is said to help ease depression and grief.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Jade, Rock Crystal, Bloodstone
Your birth tree is
Weeping Willow, the Melancholy
Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
There are 95 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 108 days till Orthodox Christmas!
The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing gibbous.
You can take the birthday calulator too,
Since I'm also such a sucker for these things, I did my name one too.
There are 17 letters in your name.
Those 17 letters total to 89
There are 5 vowels and 12 consonants in your name.
What your first name means:Welsh Male From the hill.
Your number is: 8
The characteristics of #8 are: Practical endeavors, status oriented, power-seeking, high-material goals.
The expression or destiny for #8:
Your Expression is represented by the number 8. The 8 Expression is well-equipped in a managerial sense. You have outstanding organizational and administrative capabilities. You have the potential for considerable achievement in business or other powerful positions. You can expect to receive the financial and material rewards. You have the skill and abilities to establish or operate a business with great efficiency. You have good judgment when it comes to money and commercial matters, and you understand how to build and accumulate material wealth. Much of your success (or lack of it) may come due to your ability (or inability) to judge character. With the number 8 Expression, you exercise sound judgment in most of your affairs; you are realistic and practical in your approach to business matters.
The positive 8 Expression produces individuals that are very ambitious and goal-oriented. If the 8 energy is not in excess in your makeup, you will no doubt express these traits to some extent. No one has any more energy that a person with the 8 Expression who has a plan laid and is starting to work. No one has any more self-confidence, either. If you are expressing the positive qualities of 8, you are an outstanding manager because you can plan, initiate, and complete projects; you are very dependable and determined.
As it always happens, there can be too much of a good thing. If you have too much of the 8 energy in your makeup, you may express some of the negative attitudes. A negative 8 can be very rigid and stubborn. Ambition sometimes has a way of becoming over-ambition, and you may express an unreasonable impatience with the lack of progress. If your negative side is showing, you may be too exacting, both of yourself and of others. Sometimes this can even becomes a case of intolerance.
The number 8 is very materialistic and also very desirous of status and power. Neither of these drives are inherently negative unless they are taken to an extreme. You must avoid the tendency to strain after money, material matters, status, or power, to the detriment of the other important factors in your life.
Your Soul Urge number is: 4
A Soul Urge number of 4 means:
With the Soul Urge or Motivation number of 4 you are likely to strive for a stable life. You tend to follow a rather orderly pattern and systematic approach in your endeavors. You have an inner desire to serve others in a methodical and diligent manner. You want to be in solid, conventional, and well-regulated activities, and you are somewhat disturbed by innovation and erratic or sudden changes. Excellent at organizing, systematizing, and managing, you have a way of establishing order and maintaining it. You are responsible, reliable and in the final analysis, practical. Highly analytical, you can see your way through all sorts of situations and generally have a clear understanding of the issues. You are a very honest, sincere, and conscientious individual.
The negative side of the 4 is rigid, stubborn and somewhat narrow-minded. There is a tendency to hide feelings, or to really not be aware of real feelings. Avoid being too rigid and stubborn in your thinking, and try to always see the big picture rather than becoming to involved with the detail. Don't be afraid to take a chance once in awhile.
Your Inner Dream number is: 4
An Inner Dream number of 4 means:
You dream of being a very solid citizen that people can depend upon. You strive for organization and predictable order. You want to be recognized as a person with a plan and the discipline to make that plan work like clockwork.
2 March 19**
Your date of conception was on or about 9 June 1984 which was a Saturday.
You were born on a Saturday
under the astrological sign Pisces.
Your Life path number is 1.
Your fortune cookie reads:
Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others.
Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446126.5.
The golden number for 1985 is 10.
The epact number for 1985 is 8.
The year 1985 was not a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/20/1985 and ending 2/8/1986.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Pachons, the first month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 9 AdarI 5745.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 10 AdarI 5745.
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.11.14.2 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 11 tun 14 uinal 2 kin
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Saturday, 9 Jumadiyu'th-Thani 1405 (1405-6-9).
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 7 April 1985.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 14 April 1985.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 20 February 1985.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 26 May 1985.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 2 June 1985.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Monday, 16 September 1985.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Saturday, 6 April 1985.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 19 February 1985.
As of 9/21/2008 1:40:22 AM EDT
You are 23 years old.
You are 282 months old.
You are 1,230 weeks old.
You are 8,604 days old.
You are 206,497 hours old.
You are 12,389,860 minutes old.
You are 743,391,622 seconds old.
Celebrities who share your birthday:
Chris Martin (1977) Daniel Craig (1968) Jon Bon Jovi (1962)
Laraine Newman (1952) Karen Carpenter (1950) Lou Reed (1944)
Mikhail Gorbachev (1931) Jennifer Jones (1919) Desi Arnaz (1917)
Dr. Seuss (1904)
Top songs of 1985
Say You, Say Me by Lionel Richie We Are The World by USA for Africa
Careless Whisper by Wham! Can't Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon
Money for Nothing by Dire Straits Shout by Tears for Fears
Broken Wings by Mr. Mister I Want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner
The Power of Love by Huey Lewis & the News Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.36751467710372 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)
Your lucky day is Thursday.
Your lucky number is 3 & 7.
Your ruling planet(s) is Jupiter & Neptune.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Virgo.
Your opposition number(s) is 5.
Today is not one of your lucky days!
There are 162 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 24 candles.
Those 24 candles produce 24 BTUs,
or 6,048 calories of heat (that's only 6.0480 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.74 US ounces of water with that many candles.
In 1985 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1985 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1985 in the US there were 2,425,000 marriages (10.2%) and 1,187,000 divorces (5%)
In 1985 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.
In 1985 the population of Australia was approximately 15,900,566.
In 1985 there were approximately 247,348 births in Australia.
In 1985 in Australia there were approximately 115,493 marriages and 39,830 divorces.
In 1985 in Australia there were approximately 118,808 deaths.
Your birthstone is Aquamarine
The Mystical properties of Aquamarine
Aquamarine is often used to experience love and mercy. It is said to help ease depression and grief.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Jade, Rock Crystal, Bloodstone
Your birth tree is
Weeping Willow, the Melancholy
Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
There are 95 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 108 days till Orthodox Christmas!
The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing gibbous.
You can take the birthday calulator too,
Since I'm also such a sucker for these things, I did my name one too.
There are 17 letters in your name.
Those 17 letters total to 89
There are 5 vowels and 12 consonants in your name.
What your first name means:Welsh Male From the hill.
Your number is: 8
The characteristics of #8 are: Practical endeavors, status oriented, power-seeking, high-material goals.
The expression or destiny for #8:
Your Expression is represented by the number 8. The 8 Expression is well-equipped in a managerial sense. You have outstanding organizational and administrative capabilities. You have the potential for considerable achievement in business or other powerful positions. You can expect to receive the financial and material rewards. You have the skill and abilities to establish or operate a business with great efficiency. You have good judgment when it comes to money and commercial matters, and you understand how to build and accumulate material wealth. Much of your success (or lack of it) may come due to your ability (or inability) to judge character. With the number 8 Expression, you exercise sound judgment in most of your affairs; you are realistic and practical in your approach to business matters.
The positive 8 Expression produces individuals that are very ambitious and goal-oriented. If the 8 energy is not in excess in your makeup, you will no doubt express these traits to some extent. No one has any more energy that a person with the 8 Expression who has a plan laid and is starting to work. No one has any more self-confidence, either. If you are expressing the positive qualities of 8, you are an outstanding manager because you can plan, initiate, and complete projects; you are very dependable and determined.
As it always happens, there can be too much of a good thing. If you have too much of the 8 energy in your makeup, you may express some of the negative attitudes. A negative 8 can be very rigid and stubborn. Ambition sometimes has a way of becoming over-ambition, and you may express an unreasonable impatience with the lack of progress. If your negative side is showing, you may be too exacting, both of yourself and of others. Sometimes this can even becomes a case of intolerance.
The number 8 is very materialistic and also very desirous of status and power. Neither of these drives are inherently negative unless they are taken to an extreme. You must avoid the tendency to strain after money, material matters, status, or power, to the detriment of the other important factors in your life.
Your Soul Urge number is: 4
A Soul Urge number of 4 means:
With the Soul Urge or Motivation number of 4 you are likely to strive for a stable life. You tend to follow a rather orderly pattern and systematic approach in your endeavors. You have an inner desire to serve others in a methodical and diligent manner. You want to be in solid, conventional, and well-regulated activities, and you are somewhat disturbed by innovation and erratic or sudden changes. Excellent at organizing, systematizing, and managing, you have a way of establishing order and maintaining it. You are responsible, reliable and in the final analysis, practical. Highly analytical, you can see your way through all sorts of situations and generally have a clear understanding of the issues. You are a very honest, sincere, and conscientious individual.
The negative side of the 4 is rigid, stubborn and somewhat narrow-minded. There is a tendency to hide feelings, or to really not be aware of real feelings. Avoid being too rigid and stubborn in your thinking, and try to always see the big picture rather than becoming to involved with the detail. Don't be afraid to take a chance once in awhile.
Your Inner Dream number is: 4
An Inner Dream number of 4 means:
You dream of being a very solid citizen that people can depend upon. You strive for organization and predictable order. You want to be recognized as a person with a plan and the discipline to make that plan work like clockwork.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Please tell me you did this too...
So while sifting through these old memories I found a real gem. Do you remember when we were all younger and the internet was still relatively a new concept for communication? Well, I hope that many of you out there shared the same past time as myself. I used to spend my days hanging out in chat rooms making fun of people...which then led itself to me posting an ad on a dating website, just for the hell of it. Seriously... with all the stuff I did in high school, I have no idea where I found to time to fit that into my schedule. However, I came across one of the pictures of a guy I had printed out from a dating website called kiss.com. Pathetic, I think not...Hilarious, I think yes!
To clarify, majority of the time I believe was spent making fake responses to send to dorky guys by my friends and myself. However, and quite sadly, once in a blue moon I took it seriously. Hence the picture I still have printed out...OMG. Apparently, there was a boy on this site that at the time was 22, I was 15 mind you, that I thought looked like a young Ben Affleck...and due to memory loss I don't know what happened, but I have a printed email from this dude and let me tell you...OMFG, sooooooooooo funny! Don't let looks fool you...that's tip numero uno and secondly, this guy was such an idiot. However, I vaguely remember being really impressed by him at the time because he was older and I thought he was cute. Needless to say, the guy went to I.T.T Tech, was a terrible speller and worked at a computer "plant" in Chandler. I'm sad to know that I don't have other older posts from what I used to spend my time doing, but no need to fear...I'm totally scanning this old email and picture onto this blog because frankly, it needs to be shared with the whole wide world.
If any of you have the same type of situation or hilarious internet story, please share! I can't wait to hear any old gems you might still have lingering around! God Bless the internet and most importantly, God bless the early years circa late 90s to 2003. Those years should go down in history as the funniest and most exciting times on the world wide web...seriously.
To clarify, majority of the time I believe was spent making fake responses to send to dorky guys by my friends and myself. However, and quite sadly, once in a blue moon I took it seriously. Hence the picture I still have printed out...OMG. Apparently, there was a boy on this site that at the time was 22, I was 15 mind you, that I thought looked like a young Ben Affleck...and due to memory loss I don't know what happened, but I have a printed email from this dude and let me tell you...OMFG, sooooooooooo funny! Don't let looks fool you...that's tip numero uno and secondly, this guy was such an idiot. However, I vaguely remember being really impressed by him at the time because he was older and I thought he was cute. Needless to say, the guy went to I.T.T Tech, was a terrible speller and worked at a computer "plant" in Chandler. I'm sad to know that I don't have other older posts from what I used to spend my time doing, but no need to fear...I'm totally scanning this old email and picture onto this blog because frankly, it needs to be shared with the whole wide world.
If any of you have the same type of situation or hilarious internet story, please share! I can't wait to hear any old gems you might still have lingering around! God Bless the internet and most importantly, God bless the early years circa late 90s to 2003. Those years should go down in history as the funniest and most exciting times on the world wide web...seriously.
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